sephora:


	Well, look what hatched in our Easter basket today!

	SHOP SEPHORA > 

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

HAH

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

So mowing the grass is like a Game of Thrones wedding?

Epic.

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

But this is actually what happened with the Kazon though.
frontier001:

"So… your father tells me you’re a disappointment to the Empire…"

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

Look who I ran into at the store! @jujubeeonline #jujubee #candy #dragqueen #queenbee #loveit
c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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